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    THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

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    when reading, we don’t fall in love with the characters’ appearance. we fall in love with their words, their thoughts, and their hearts. we fall in love with their souls. 

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    lovequotesrus:

    EVERYTHING LOVE

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    194,861 plays Under the Booty

    dvniela:

    If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

    florels:

    ilymorgannn:

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    essentric:

    w-a-v-e:

    I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree…

    ^almost 300,000 omg

    i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times

    fuck yes

    a to the men

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    twerking-with-assquatch:

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    twerking-with-assquatch:

    twerking-with-assquatch:

    what happens if you run in front of a car

    you get tired

    what happens if you run behind a car

    you get exhausted

    this is comedy gold. you should take notes

    superm0sh:

    serahfarron:

    awklicious:

    Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

    makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

    you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

    johnny depp is my spirit animal

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    supjono:

    braydaaan:

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    myintriguing:

    My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

    This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr

    Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.

     you are a saint ^

    omfg this is perfect

    i love this so much

    liking audio posts to listen to them later and never listening to them

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    teeheehaha-ara:

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    jaba-the-slut:

    PLOT TWIST.

    this is incredible

    I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

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    I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

    NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

    GO HOME INTERNET YOU’RE DRUNK

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