He’s finally home!
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
Re-enlisted for another 4 years at #waimea then took a 30 foot jump off the rock to celebrate 🇺🇸
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set.
My favorite thing on the internet. Period.
The noise I just made was not remotely human. 😍
Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?
It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”